A man in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’.
He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
Ugochukwu’s Phone is ringing…
…
Ugochukwu: hey baby how are u?
Baby: Am not fine oh
ugochukwu: Ah wat’s wrong baby?
Baby: I
ACHER JANET: Wale!! Getout!, no class for u 4 a week!.
Johnbull started laughing
TEACHER JANET: Why did u laugh??
Johnbull : i saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER JANET: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!..
..Teacher JANET bends down 2 pick chalk & Akpos started walking out of the class
TEACHER JANET: KAYBEE, why are you going out?
Akpos : di tin wey i see now ma, I think my school days are over!!!!!…Ojigbijigbi
Johnbull started laughing
TEACHER JANET: Why did u laugh??
Johnbull : i saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER JANET: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!..
..Teacher JANET bends down 2 pick chalk & Akpos started walking out of the class
TEACHER JANET: KAYBEE, why are you going out?
Akpos : di tin wey i see now ma, I think my school days are over!!!!!…Ojigbijigbi
Akpos and his two friends
attended a party and got themselfs drunk......On there way home they
chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there
destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car
and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrieved at their
destina
Akpos’s wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone.
The following conversation ensued:
Wife: Honey…
Akpos: Yes? Why are you
Akpos’ wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone.
She decided to write
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