Xmass Wahala

Ugochukwu’s Phone is ringing…
…
Ugochukwu: hey baby how are u?
Baby: Am not fine oh
ugochukwu: Ah wat’s wrong baby?
Baby: I

Naughty Students

ACHER JANET: Wale!!  Getout!, no class for u 4 a week!.
Johnbull started laughing
TEACHER JANET: Why did u laugh??
Johnbull : i saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER JANET: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!..
..Teacher JANET bends down 2 pick chalk & Akpos started walking out of the class
TEACHER JANET: KAYBEE, why are you going out?
Akpos : di tin wey i see now ma, I think my school days are over!!!!!…Ojigbijigbi

Akpos and his Two Drunk friends

Akpos and his two friends attended a party and got themselfs drunk......On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrieved at their destina

After Sex

The following is a chat conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend on

The Alarm

Akpos’s wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone.
The following conversation ensued:
Wife: Honey…
Akpos: Yes? Why are you

Akpos and His wife

Akpos’ wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone.

She decided to write

Amazing!!! 8 sins committed on Facebook

1. You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend- Down- Select under market& on facebook you write:”I love Gucci underwears” *God is watching you*

2. You’re a

The interview

Once a bright intelligent young man went for IAS interview. He was asked –

Q 1. When did India get independence?

He answered – The efforts started l

The flight

“This is Captain Akpos speaking, on behalf of my crew and I. I’d like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Lagos.“We are on the air above 36,000 feet across the Atlantic Ocean.
If you look outside the window,

One word for Mr akpos

Akpos’ wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed

Trust no woman

The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… Two men and a woman. For the final test, the SSS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun, “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.

Ralphs daughter's birthday

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.

Doctor vs Lady

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night,

Akpos and His Lawyer

Akpos and his lawyer had the following conversation:Lawyer: “Why do you want to get a divorce?”

Pastor Vs Brother Akpors

Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in: Pastor: How are you? Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy. Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life Akpos: (no reply)

Magic Weight Machine

I was going to London for the very first time in my life. I went to the airport and sat down waiting for my flight. I looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your weight and fortune. So, I thought to myself, “I’ll give it a try just to see what it tells me.”